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Zelensky Removes All Mention Of Minerals From Chocolate Eggs

Ben Cotton 4/21/25 Ben Cotton 4/21/25

Zelensky Removes All Mention Of Minerals From Chocolate Eggs

We can confirm that Russians will still be able to kiss the Minerals.

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